yo my mum buy a car!
this is softnws at its top hieght cuz u no i luv sum good weels! yeh, u herd me my mum baught a blue car i dunno the type but u no blue is gonna melt sum ladys haerts wen i rolll in dem weeels! now when i get my mum to taek me to school, i gonna roll them windwos down and turn up sum beatz! i juts needz to get sum sunglsases to go wit muh hat and i be sum serios bisniss! u no herky bad, but herky aint never be so bad like this, now i show them butterhead boys how herky roll!
now i no u all be like, hold on herky that aint no softnews, thats some nice blue weeels but aint notin soft bout dat, well ur wrong. when my mum taek me in thm blue weeels, love gunna be in tha air yo! ladys is gonna be throwin them tops off at me an muh mum wit dese weeels! wen my mum gose in tha store, u no herky gonna dance on tha roof an stael sum souls!
- Herky (bad motha <– haha no not my mum, herky just badass!)
(This post originally from AlienSpore.com after Herky replaced Mr. Alien)
