today i make ya cry wit this stry!
i startin to like all this softnews stuff! i looked at wat old mralien guy wroted an he aint never make me shed sum tear. dat guy need sum help, he be lovin his comp progs way 2 much lollol!
aight folks, 2day i got a good 1. some days ago it was nite, so it b all darrk aroun me aint no lite be on. for no reason thare a ldy undr tha nite stars. i didnt sniff her cuz i aint wan steel sum othr woman haert like wit tha poollice again, so i just sneaked up on her from behnnd. i musta spook her cuz she be squrtin sum peppr on me like im sum kind o saucage that neeed sum seesonin’ lol! u no me tho, i got dat sweet tlk goin on so i tell dat lady yo this gettin’ spicy!!! she start sum hollerin lik dat othr lady so i tell her lsten i aint gonna take yerr stuff tharre aint even no road crossin’ here we all by our selves. her eyez got raelly big so i telled her i thank her face furr holdin them perrty eyes an i thnk she just a shy one cuz she runned off into tha woodz.
now, u no i aint tha kind o guy to braek a lady haert, so nrmally i be all up in them wood chasin her, but u no, like i say, she put all dat peppr on me so sum big bear gunna eeated my self if i step 1 foot in them woods cuz i so tasty now, evn more then nirmal. neway i waved her bye cuz who gon fed my fishes flaeks if i get eated. is imprtant in life u no forgt ur lil ones.
- Herky (bad motha - u no wan see butterhead!)
(This post originally from AlienSpore.com after Herky replaced Mr. Alien)
