i startin to like all this softnews stuff! i looked at wat old mralien guy wroted an he aint never make me shed sum tear. dat guy need sum help, he be lovin his comp progs way 2 much lollol!

aight folks, 2day i got a good 1. some days ago it was nite, so it b all darrk aroun me aint no lite be on. for no reason thare a ldy undr tha nite stars. i didnt sniff her cuz i aint wan steel sum othr woman haert like wit tha poollice again, so i just sneaked up on her from behnnd. i musta spook her cuz she be squrtin sum peppr on me like im sum kind o saucage that neeed sum seesonin’ lol! u no me tho, i got dat sweet tlk goin on so i tell dat lady yo this gettin’ spicy!!! she start sum hollerin lik dat othr lady so i tell her lsten i aint gonna take yerr stuff tharre aint even no road crossin’ here we all by our selves. her eyez got raelly big so i telled her i thank her face furr holdin them perrty eyes an i thnk she just a shy one cuz she runned off into tha woodz.

now, u no i aint tha kind o guy to braek a lady haert, so nrmally i be all up in them wood chasin her, but u no, like i say, she put all dat peppr on me so sum big bear gunna eeated my self if i step 1 foot in them woods cuz i so tasty now, evn more then nirmal. neway i waved her bye cuz who gon fed my fishes flaeks if i get eated. is imprtant in life u no forgt ur lil ones.

- Herky (bad motha - u no wan see butterhead!)

(This post originally from AlienSpore.com after Herky replaced Mr. Alien)

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is me herky again, the bad motha! las time i told u bout how my fish eated som flakes cuz i sang dat fish some mellodie. i gived that fish his soul cuz he aint wantd no dinnr one nite! neway i duno if i can top dat, but i try wit sum more softnews!

so check this, one time i see this lady who wan cross to other side tha rode u no! this lady got some bags so i thnk mabe i can give her som hands. whn i try an takes her shits though dat lady just start hollerin like she wan sum cops or sumtin. she musta seen bad herky i dunno wat, so i tell her, yo clam ur selves wat u hollerin for grrl. she givd me the eye like i be suspisis so i keppt wit the sweat talkin and told her she had a nice stank an i sniff her good. i told her bout my fish who aint eated his flaeeks an when the ppolice showd up, she digg me cuz she be like, yo ppooolice, this man aint no killa he just tooked my stuff!

yo u shoulda seen that grrl, tha ppoolice take me for a ride cuz i stoled that laady haert othewise mabe i make sum kidz u no cuz i tell ya i sniff lots of peepz and thiss lady she stanks good and i wan my kidz shoold stnakz like dat!

- Herky (bad motha - u no wan see butterhead!) <– my sig be rockin’

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how r ur selves? herky is me and i r the new owner of this joint. much thx to mralien who is ok fella and gived me it afetr olny lil bit ceorsion lol! i had gived him sum dollas so he be rollin’ in the dough dun u wrry.

for tha recrd, i r srry i thrtn u all one time b4 i run tihs joint. i let me emotoins get the best of me, i hope we r cool and u be visitn muh hoodie right here/

i not know rlly what else to say. this sposed to be some softnews so maybe i share u some of me luv story! u kno now Herky is bad, but i gots a good haert too i can sho ya. so listn, i got sum fish an i gots to fed them wit the food in the jar cuz else they eated eachselves whcih aint good lol. so neway, one day i drop them flaeks an one fish aint eated noone. i was like wtf u always eated som, wtf u doing u kno this aint good. so neway, im like shit my fish is daed, mabe it takes me to long give em the flaeks and som othr fish eated him cuz he hugnry. instaed of cry tho, i sing dat fish a song, and u no wat, that fish next day, he come and eated some flaaeks! yo that some crzaaaay stuff! i givd that fish back his soul, i breathd him sum life!

i got lots more softnews so see u soon at alienspore agian! we rockin!

- Herky (bad motha - u no wan see butterhead!)

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