this is softnws at its top hieght cuz u no i luv sum good weels! yeh, u herd me my mum baught a blue car i dunno the type but u no blue is gonna melt sum ladys haerts wen i rolll in dem weeels! now when i get my mum to taek me to school, i gonna roll them windwos down and turn up sum beatz! i juts needz to get sum sunglsases to go wit muh hat and i be sum serios bisniss! u no herky bad, but herky aint never be so bad like this, now i show them butterhead boys how herky roll!

now i no u all be like, hold on herky that aint no softnews, thats some nice blue weeels but aint notin soft bout dat, well ur wrong. when my mum taek me in thm blue weeels, love gunna be in tha air yo! ladys is gonna be throwin them tops off at me an muh mum wit dese weeels! wen my mum gose in tha store, u no herky gonna dance on tha roof an stael sum souls!

- Herky (bad motha <– haha no not my mum, herky just badass!)

(This post originally from AlienSpore.com after Herky replaced Mr. Alien)

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is me herky again, the bad motha! las time i told u bout how my fish eated som flakes cuz i sang dat fish some mellodie. i gived that fish his soul cuz he aint wantd no dinnr one nite! neway i duno if i can top dat, but i try wit sum more softnews!

so check this, one time i see this lady who wan cross to other side tha rode u no! this lady got some bags so i thnk mabe i can give her som hands. whn i try an takes her shits though dat lady just start hollerin like she wan sum cops or sumtin. she musta seen bad herky i dunno wat, so i tell her, yo clam ur selves wat u hollerin for grrl. she givd me the eye like i be suspisis so i keppt wit the sweat talkin and told her she had a nice stank an i sniff her good. i told her bout my fish who aint eated his flaeeks an when the ppolice showd up, she digg me cuz she be like, yo ppooolice, this man aint no killa he just tooked my stuff!

yo u shoulda seen that grrl, tha ppoolice take me for a ride cuz i stoled that laady haert othewise mabe i make sum kidz u no cuz i tell ya i sniff lots of peepz and thiss lady she stanks good and i wan my kidz shoold stnakz like dat!

- Herky (bad motha - u no wan see butterhead!) <– my sig be rockin’

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Last night I finally got to play on the Looble Castles map on the game ARC. It was very different than any of the other maps I had tried so far on the game. First of all, it was green… That probably doesn’t make much sense unless you play the game, but basically, this map is set in a forest which contains two castles. It feels like you are playing an RPG game when on this map, rather than the more traditional two-base wars. This one, seemed to immerse the map in a world.

After questioning a few people, I found out the map was made by a player named Weebo. Looks like I may need to find this Weebo to solve the Looble.com mystery!

Also, not that this helps, but Herky finally sent me a reply. All it said was, “Herky bad! Bad Herky! Better be afraid, butterhead boy!”…

(This post originally from AlienSpore.com)

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