The problem is simple, chihuahua’s are holding you back. It happens to everybody. Even if you don’t believe it, even if you won’t admit it, the truth is that chihuahua’s are a serious problem when it comes to making money online. Don’t let those little buggers grab you by the tail and hold you back.

Are you sure chihuahua’s are the problem?

Making money online is easy. Anyone can do it. The best part is you can find out exactly how to do it by visiting websites like ProBlogger. So why haven’t you done it? I’ll tell you why… chihuahua’s. Chihuahua’s are holding you back and you need to stop them.

But I don’t own a chihuahua, how can I stop it?

You’re chihuahua can take many forms. For some it’s Facebook, for others it’s Lolcats. For most it’s porn. Whatever shape your chihuahua may take, it’s a distraction and it’s holding you back. It’s time to stop playing with your chihuahua. If I can make money online even after that last sentence, you know there is hope for you…

What if I can’t stop playing with my chihuahua?

You can play with your chihuahua all you want, in fact, I encourage you to do so. But, when you do decide to start working, don’t let the chihuahua in the room. Focus. Don’t lose your focus. Don’t get distracted. Work during work time, play during play time, don’t mix the two. Play time will be more fun and work time will be more productive. It’s a simple idea, but incredibly difficult in practice. Snap out of it. Slap yourself. If you focus 100% of your attention for 5 minutes on one task you’ll be amazed how much you can actually do.

So if I focus, I’ll make money online?

If you focus on writing quality content and continue to do so for a prolonged period of time, then yes, you will start to make money online. How much? I’ve seen my WidgetBucks bring in up to $1.73 in just one month! In fact, within 15 months I should get my first 50$ payment thanks to the 25$ sign up bonus! Don’t quit your day job. Focusing is important, but nothing can guarantee success. Your goal is to improve the odds in your favor. If you don’t let chihuahuas hold you back, maybe you’ll find a way to move forward. Or maybe you’ll still fall flat on your face.

Good luck!

How else can I improve the odds in my favor?

If you clone, you’ll end up alone. When it comes to making money online, if you’re alone, you’re broke. Make sure your website isn’t lonely. Invite folks over. Offer something people want. Offer something that can’t be found elsewhere. Offer a link to Looble.com!

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Plz explain, those clones don’t look alone!

Now hold on one minute, the above clones are not alone, they have each other… Yay for them! Their similarities will force them to live a life of tragedy, a life of abandonment, a life half-full, half-empty, half-loved, half-visited, traffic-split.

Enough drama, conclusive evidence plz.

Imagine yourself walking down the street when suddenly out from the bushes jumps the cutest little kitten you have ever seen. What do you do? Some people might run, some might scream, but most would feel their hearts warm, their knees buckle, and their hands overcome with the uncontrollable desire to touch the little critter. After a few purrs and some ear scratching, you remember that important meeting you’re late for! OMG!

As you flee the scene in a hurry suddenly out from the bushes jumps the clone… What do you do? Some people might engage in another mutually gratifying exchange of purrs and rubs, but most would say, “Get lost”, “Outta my way”, “Quit following me”, “You again?”. And so you have conclusive evidence that the clone goes unloved, even though equally cute.

I’m not sure that proves your point…

Oh how you are wrong conversational paragraph title. Imagine that it was not the clone who emerged from the bushes. What if it had been something different, something unique? What if it were a squirrel juggling peanuts? I guarantee you that person would have stopped again to observe the spectacle. You cannot refute this argument. If you clone you’ll end up alone. You don’t have to juggle nuts to succeed, you just have to avoid being a rerun, a repeat, the same show already seen.

Ok fine, so I should be unique… How do I do that?

The best way to be unique is to be yourself. Until human cloning becomes prevalent, that should work. Focus on what you do best, make your site about something you enjoy, something you like.

But, I have no friends, nobody likes me, I’m actually a total ass…

That’s ok! Your failures and inadequacies in real life will be your assets online. You can be boring, arrogant, annoying, you name it! Be yourself and you’ll find your niche. Best of all, you’ll connect with people who share your interests and who might be able to tolerate you despite your shortcomings.

So, what did I learn?

Don’t clone, be yourself, and once your site becomes popular, give all the credit to me.

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