is time agian for sum softnews!
is me herky again, the bad motha! las time i told u bout how my fish eated som flakes cuz i sang dat fish some mellodie. i gived that fish his soul cuz he aint wantd no dinnr one nite! neway i duno if i can top dat, but i try wit sum more softnews!
so check this, one time i see this lady who wan cross to other side tha rode u no! this lady got some bags so i thnk mabe i can give her som hands. whn i try an takes her shits though dat lady just start hollerin like she wan sum cops or sumtin. she musta seen bad herky i dunno wat, so i tell her, yo clam ur selves wat u hollerin for grrl. she givd me the eye like i be suspisis so i keppt wit the sweat talkin and told her she had a nice stank an i sniff her good. i told her bout my fish who aint eated his flaeeks an when the ppolice showd up, she digg me cuz she be like, yo ppooolice, this man aint no killa he just tooked my stuff!
yo u shoulda seen that grrl, tha ppoolice take me for a ride cuz i stoled that laady haert othewise mabe i make sum kidz u no cuz i tell ya i sniff lots of peepz and thiss lady she stanks good and i wan my kidz shoold stnakz like dat!
- Herky (bad motha - u no wan see butterhead!) <– my sig be rockin’
(This post originally from AlienSpore.com after Herky replaced Mr. Alien)
