Remember when Misery was banned indefinitely? No you don't? That's because nobody cares! Someone should relay the message to him, the poor guy still thinks people read his forum posts! Remember that time he said he was the best cheater the game ever saw because he downloaded a cheat tool? lololol!

Ironically, the post about banning Misery indefinitely is also the last thread Clientel has posted in...!

So what's new on BattleCity these days? Alexa ranked the BattleCity website at 539,441 in the world.  Since then, the rank has improved even more, now sitting at 432,085! Thanks everyone who downloaded the Alexa toolbar to help!

The BattleCity League was planned,  then cancelled. Sorry, no more free tanks until next season! If that makes you sad, go read about how Hitnrun was hacked by corporate villains to cheer you up!

The Newbie Spotlight has finally been updated after 3 months! You weren't starting to worry all the newbies were terrible were you? Let's not forget when the Newbies Rocked the BC Olympics!

Have you been taking part in the City Design Competition? You can win a free city rental. Makaveli won the Cambridge competition, which is why he is currently the only player able to access this rare and exotic city!

The Codemallet Game Portal is being beta tested which means a JAVA version of BattleCity is a little bit closer to being a reality. You know what else is coming? A dragon tank! 

Do you miss some of the good old clan rivalries from the early days? Live some of the games most epic moments all over again by watching the BattleCity League Videos by Vindkast! Speaking of videos, have you ever seen the Summer Bash videos? Why didn't we have that again this summer? At least we got to see Alex2121 rock the socks off 1illest!

Have you tried playing the new Wall Wars event? Bartsie is hosting one this Saturday September 15th! Another popular new event is Turf Wars! Check out the latest Turf Wars results here!

Last but not least, help us find out if Hardcore is Cortana! Our very lives may depend on the answer... Remember last time we failed to solve a mystery? The Dark Lord returned to power because of our incompetence...